Category: Rants and Raves

Internal Monologue

Musing upon my morning drive today, I feel compelled to share my internal monologue with you. Hmmm…if I were schizophrenic, could I call it an internal dialogue? I had my usual jack-rabbit start this morning. […]

Bloody, Stinking Smoke Alarms

New blankety-blankety %$#*@# rule for Hunky Hubby: Before you leave on a trip, you must change ALL the smoke alarm batteries. I don’t care if you just did that a week ago! It’s only when […]

Don’t Make Me Unleash the FFYFoD

[Disclaimer: if you are in any way offended by random spattering of the actual F-word, you should read no further. If you get your knickers in a knot, don’t say I didn’t warn you.] There […]