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Living Near Bovines
An asthmatic cow Wheezes in the near distance; Such is rural life! 9 January 2018
Cold, cold, windy, cold. Not yet winter solstice; cold, cold, stinking cold. Brrrrr.
Across the pastures Hark! What is that I hear? Calves really sound like toys!
Big fluffy foots, short tails, tufty ears; great hunters. They want to kill things. 5 December 2017
Microsoft Office, Ruiner of Sleep
Excel! How hast thee come to rule my life? Thou art the cause of nightmares! A pox on Sir William of Gates. While I am firmly in the PC camp, and not a loyal subject […]
I took the hounds out about an hour ago. On my way to bed, I stopped in the Broad Cave to check email and glance at the Book of Face. Lacey came in with me, […]
Sail Critters
Woodland creatures all Over the roads these mornings. Little fuzzy splats. 25 November 2017
Foot Leprosy
I call my left foot Hansen. After the disease, not the Inane Mmmpop band. My foot surgeon just rolls his eyes when I report that I have foot leprosy. Then, gives a double eye-roll when I […]
Tweet tweet
Haiku is much more Challenging than Twitter is. Syllables, not words. Syllable restrictions are much more onerous than word restrictions. Although Twitter doubled their allowance, I don’t see haiku following suit. Maybe we should restrict […]
Mohammed Helps People Chat While Driving
Just saw a groovy New use for a hijab – Phone Holder. Praise Allah! Really. The headgear in question may have been an al-Amira, as the scarf was a little more snug than your average hijab. […]
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